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Taylor Momsen from "Gossip Girl" is....um how do you say zeeis....ANNOYING A FUCK! Gossip Girl' rock star Taylor Momsen carries a knife. "I have my favorite black knife with me all the time," she told UK's Metro newspaper. "It's a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it." It doesn't necessarily bother me that she wears garters instead of pants or that she looks like a raccoon or even that she's 16 and looks like a 50 year old hooker. What does bother me is this is all such an act. I use to wear all black when I was 16 because I was so depressed, gothic and something, something, something, the world couldn't handle my truth. I kind of think Taylor is the same way; a Courtney Love wanna-be that doesn't do drugs. Boring. People also get on my shit for telling kids to do drugs but here's a perfect example of me being right and those PTA fuckers being wrong. Taylor needs to drop a bunch of acid and snort a bunch of coke before any takes this act seriously. Go do drugs and you'll be rich, famous and considered a tortured artist. You're welcome for that piece of brilliant and free piece of advice kids now have a great summer!
Story From - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/13/taylor-momsen-i-carry-a-k_n_575086.html
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Anyone that knows me knows that I'm not a conservative - shit, fuck, piss, tits, bitch - a self loathing asshole, sure, but not a conservative. I saw this video this morning that made my eyes burn it was so inappropriate. Basically it's a dance troop of 7 year old girls wearing bikinis and dancing to "Single Ladies". It's important to note that these girls look like fucking sluts. These kids are thrusting their hips, shaking their asses all while wearing basically nothing. Who the fuck ok'd this? Call me sexist but I'm going to point the finger at their retard mothers who think the only career for their daughters is stay-at-home-mom, midwife, secretary or stripper.
I picture a bunch of older, fat women, stuffing themselves with Cheetos and thinking to themselves "my baby is gonna be the next Britney Spears and we'll get them fancy, endless buffets at Sizzler." They've got to learn to chew the Cheetos first before swolling them whole cuts off the oxygen to their brain which in turns limits their brain function. If those stage whores were really thinking, I'm sure they'd sign these girls up to play the role of "bait" on a show called, "To Catch a Predator". Yeah, that's one step away from Broadway for those fucks.
Link to video: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/12/young-girls-do-beyonces-s_n_573130.html Picture : http://www.thetartan.org/system/assets/0001/5560/asset_small.jpg
