I Tried To Let This Go

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Why does she keep wearing this shit? Ok, she's a little heavier than she use to be. I get it, she doesn't have a career, she doesn't have a boyfriend and the closest she is going to get to marriage is hanging out with her dad. Yeah, I would fucking eat my face off too but I definitely would NOT wear something that made me look like the fucking Stay Puft man. Come on, Jessica, help me help you.



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