Still Airbrushed To Hell

Bethanny Frankel from the "Real Housewives of New York" posed nude for PETA and she is really proud that her picture wasn't airbrushed to oblivion. In other news, Bethanny thinks the U.S. can solve the recession by stealing money from leprechauns.

"Everything I'm about is being honest and being upfront," Frankel, 39, tells US Magazine "So if people are talking and saying [the photo] was airbrushed...then, you know what? Here's the picture. Have it your way."
-http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/bethenny-frankel-shares-untouched-nude-photo-with-us-20091912

"It's so tasteful and beautifully done. I am especially pleased because it doesn't look like there's been any airbrushing, and I was already pregnant when I shot it."
-http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/bethenny_bares_it_0PTGTma42zcYFRjSF87KYP

I want whatever drugs she's on because that picture is fucking airbrushed to hell. It's not as ridiculous as the airbrushing that Mariah Carey's depends on to hide her chunky monkey parts but come on! In non-airbrushed photo you can see the lower half of her boob, the cellulite on her legs, the discoloration in her skin, the wrinkles in her face, they made her ass smaller and none of that appears in the ad. They basically retouched her entire body. Yeah so either, I want the drugs Bethanny is on or we gotta find those fucking leprechauns and get their gold so I can get a new fucking job in a better economy.

Picture from - http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/bethenny-frankel-shares-untouched-nude-photo-with-us-20091912