Those fucking cute Shiba puppies are back on U Stream and I could not be happy. Finding new ways to fuck off at work but still make it look like I'm working is like Lindsay Lohan finding an eight ball - BUG-EYE, CRAZY, FOUND-A-REASON-TO-LIVE EXCITMENT! If the two of you that actually read this don't know what I'm talking about then you're anti-America for the simple fact that you don't fuck off at work. Obviously, you're of the mindset that work is for work except for that hour lunch and productivity is your code of conduct Monday through Friday. Socialists! Listen, if wall street and all those other fuckheads can drain my parents' 401k and force me to except my emotionally abusive job because of the new recession mentality of "hey, it's tough out there, you should be thankful that you have a job" then guess what, I'm fucking off at work and I'm gonna fuck off A LOT. I get paid shit and I get treated like shit and apparently I'm suppose to be fine with it. Well, I may not have the nads to stage a walk out like Sally Fields but I will silently stick it to the man by watching these fucking cute puppies take shits, nap and lick each other's assholes instead of doing actual work. It's revolutionary Monday so get on my train!
Puppy Cam Link: http://www.ustream.tv/SFShiba
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