Thursday, February 25, 2010

WWIII? I Know Where We Can Go


OctoMom says that there is still a possibility that she might have one more child. HOLY STRETCHED OUT VAGINA, BATMAN!
Octuplets mother Nadya Suleman says she doesn't plan on having more children unless she gets married someday "far" in the future. She says if that ever happens, she would only have one child. (Sic) "If someday far, far, far, far in the future, when they're older, if I meet somebody. ... I'm not going to say 100 percent 'no,'" Suleman said when asked if she planned to have more children. "I'm not going to say someday far in the future (I will) get married and want a baby with that person."
America owes this woman a debt of gratitude because we've got a free bomb shelter when WWIII comes around. Fucking, rock your socks off North Korea, Afghanistan and Tony Stark because America's covered. OctoMom has pushed so many kids through her vag that all of America and parts of Canada can fit in there. I'm thinking it's like Hawaii in there too. Mild temperatures, moist environment capable of growing a variety of self-sustainable produce and of course, great surf and hiking. Bring it on WWIII because it sounds like a gd vacation especially compared to the stale office I sit in with zero natural light and two windows that can't open. WWIII - not a problem anymore, rest easy kiddies.

Article - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/24/octomom-on-the-view-i-mig_n_475210.html
Picture - http://probaway.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/octomom_nadye_suleman_8_baby-belly.jpg

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