Every time I read about one of Jon Gosselin's whores getting jealous of one of his other ho-bags, one thought always comes to mind- WHO THE FUCK IS WILLINGLY BANGING BITCH-TITS AND WHY?!?! I mean, this is a question that baffles all of America (including Kate Gosselin - hinesight is 20/20). Who?!?! Why?!?! Eww!!! But, I completely forgot that America has faced a similar mind-bending question with the Jon Gosselin of the 90's - Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows.
I hate to even compare Adam and Jon because Adam is the real deal. His fugly ass has porked Courtney Cox, Jennifer Anniston, Mary-Louise Park, Winona Ryder and apparently now he is doing the nasty with Emmy Rossum.
He is living Jon's jerk-off fantasies by consistenly banging successful and rich actress instead of wannabe star-fucker sluts.WTF? Seriously! Ladies - do their dicks make you lose five lbs because LOOK AT THEM! Man boobs - check; bad hair - check; creepy looking - check; resembles a pregnant woman - check. The only person that can solve this mystery is LaToya Jackson. If she can figure out that Michael's death wasn't from natural causes, there isn't any case she can't crack.
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