The good, the bad and the ugly of last night's AMAs were Adam Lambert and Jennifer Lopez's performances. Good because they both fell, the bad because they're both annoying as fuck and ugly because they both looked as good as sewer water. J.Lo is obnoxious and so self-entitled. Her songs suck and the only time I've ever been entertained by her is when she's fucking up or looking ridiculous. Well, well, well, consider me entertained this past weekend by watching her fall flat on her ass during her comeback AMAs performance. That's what she gets for wearing those stupid shoes. Apparently the Jennys from her block are stupid as fuck for jumping off some guys back wearing shitty shoes with an ass like that. She's just asking for shattered ankles.
Adam Lambert is even worse. The bleeding/suffering artist went up there and engaged in some sexually explicit movements all for the sake of his art. Ah! The sacrifices and the dedication of a true and inspired artists. I know Ron Jeremy was tortured with the beauty of his craft in much the same way. Having a dick that big is not something you ask for but when you're blessed with the ability to perform, you owe it to yourself to share your gift. Watching Adam shoves some one's face in your crotch and thrusting must have been what it was like to watching Monet paint. If only those mindless minions could understand the power behind crotch thrusting. I feel for you, Adam, you're being criticized unfairly but just continue to simulate fellatio in your performances; your the Picasso of your day.
Article and picture from - http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/2009/11/23/2009-11-23_adam_lambert_ama_performance_why_he_struck_a_nerve_where_madonna_britney_didnt.html
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