Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Lindsay Wipes Her Ass with Money, Here Comes A Pultizer For Fox


Or at least that's what Lindsay Lohan would like you to believe. Lohan stopped by a clothing line opening at Kitson last week and aside from getting paid to show up, she also got a $500 store credit. I guess that wasn't good enough bargained her way up to a $2,000 store credit but decided, "fuck, I can spend that much money on two lines so I'm gonna take $15,000 worth of shit"!
Last week Pop Tarts reported that the troubled Tinseltowner attempted to pawn an expensive bottle of champagne onto Kellan Lutz’s card at Crown Bar, but now she’s taken it a step further and tried to scam $15,000 worth of free clothes and accessories.
None of this behavior is surprising at all, bitch needs to be put down like Old Yeller with a full-blown case of rabies. The BEST part of this article is apparently Lindsay tried to justify getting all the free crap by claiming she was the only celebrity at the store but oh wait, leave it Fox News for that hard-hitting journalism.
But when told she had exceeded her limit quite significantly, Lohan responded that “Pascal would take care of it because I’m the only celebrity here.”

(FYI not true – Dupri himself was there along with Bridget Marquardt and “Real Housewife” Gretchen Rossi)

Bridget Marquardt and Gretchen Rossi are reality tv ho-bags and definitely not celebrities but good job Fox News, way to incorporate the details that matter. I guess this isn't surprising either since they fucking sacrifice virgin pigs to Anne Colture. I can't wait until the next big election because if Fox can label Gretch and Bridget as bona-fide celebrities, then I know I can depend on them for reliable and accurate news.

Article from- http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/11/16/exclusive-lindsay-lohan-throws-massive-temper-tantrum/

Picture from - http://bougies.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lindsay-lohan-drunk-22.jpg




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