Finally! Something to write about. Two things - I started reading the NY Post this morning when I was immediately attracted to a headline that read "Levi Johnston Doesn't Fly Coach". Cue the hillarity.
[Levi] was spotted Tuesday at JFK wearing sunglasses and refusing to stand on line with the "regular" passengers, including "Seinfeld" star Jason Alexander. A spy on his American Airlines flight told Page Six: "He then made a big show of getting on first. He was seated in the front row of first class, looking like he was born to be there and waiting for some recognition. Jason Alexander was quietly sitting behind him."
Basically, Levi is known for two things - impregnating a 16 year old and posing for Playgirl. Fuck, if that's all it takes to fly first class then make room priority boarding because I take birth control and I've taken pictures in a bikini before! Wooo hoooo undeserving self entitlement!
Second, I found a picture of him from the airport and I just want to say -I told you so. Levi looks the EXACT same as he did before eating all that moose meat. I literally don't see an ounce of difference based on this photo so I guess all that time throwing dumb-bells at moose didn't exactly payoff so shut up already. You're not famous, you're still bloated, you've done nothing of significance and you didn't even man-up enough to take your clothes off LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD. Stop being a douche and keep it zipped up all the back in coach where you belong.
Pictures from - http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20321018,00.html#20706619
Article from - http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/prima_donna_hxaoUI2oVf1MVT8V0CseeP
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