Monday, November 9, 2009

The Most Unshocking "Scandal"


I've never been to Australia and all the Australians I've met were really cool but the country's Britney Spears fans are fucking idiots.

Australian critics have called her show “boring and stiff”, and there are reports of fans walking out as early as the third song. In their reporting, Perth Now claimed “hundreds of fans stormed out” of the Friday concert. One fan, 22-year-old Amanda Hawlet put it bluntly: “I want my money back or I want her to sing properly. The ticket cost me $200 and she lip-synced the whole thing.”

Sing properly? Are you fucking mentally challenged or have you just been living under a rock? Britney Spears can't sing "properly" which is why she lip-syncs the ENTIRE show. Maybe they've been kicked in the head by a kangaroo too many times because even Britney's circus monkeys know that shit ain't live. Or, maybe they're suicidal because they want to hear Britney Spears sing live over an intense sound system with a limited number of exits. Those fucking kangaroos have driven them to their breaking point! That's not the answer MAN! There's always a way out!


Article from - http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/11/australia-really-hates-britney-not-because-of-that-shirt-though/ Picture - http://static.airamerica.com/imagecache/uploads/britney__display.jpg

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