Friday, November 20, 2009

Why Does This Not Surprise Me


Miley Cyrus is 17 going on drunken cougar. Surprise, surprise, Miley dressed up like a prostitute for her birthday party according to the NY Post.

Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts
"Pretty Woman" hooker character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night. The teen star -- recently criticized for pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards -- donned the sexy outfit and danced the night away at the Canal Room on West Broadway.

Her parents are unbelievable! This isn't the trailer park, they don't have to pimp out their most eligible daughter to make enough money for meth and food. I don't even blame Miley for being slutty because that's what teenage girls do. I blame her trashy parents who probably figured
"Well, jelly golly, we've been pimping out that there young girl for her whole life. Shucks, I guess there ain't no harm in letting her dress up like that Pretty Woman we done seen on that there magical box with them puppets that jump around more than a Mexican jumping at the frying pit."

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