"Everything I'm about is being honest and being upfront," Frankel, 39, tells US Magazine "So if people are talking and saying [the photo] was airbrushed...then, you know what? Here's the picture. Have it your way."I want whatever drugs she's on because that picture is fucking airbrushed to hell. It's not as ridiculous as the airbrushing that Mariah Carey's depends on to hide her chunky monkey parts but come on! In non-airbrushed photo you can see the lower half of her boob, the cellulite on her legs, the discoloration in her skin, the wrinkles in her face, they made her ass smaller and none of that appears in the ad. They basically retouched her entire body. Yeah so either, I want the drugs Bethanny is on or we gotta find those fucking leprechauns and get their gold so I can get a new fucking job in a better economy.
-http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/bethenny-frankel-shares-untouched-nude-photo-with-us-20091912
"It's so tasteful and beautifully done. I am especially pleased because it doesn't look like there's been any airbrushing, and I was already pregnant when I shot it."
-http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/bethenny_bares_it_0PTGTma42zcYFRjSF87KYP
"Unhappy with the distribution of his new CD, 'Graffiti,' [Chris Brown] took to his Twitter page to unleash a profanity-laden rant upon the retailers who "r blackballing" him by refusing to stock it."
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck uuuuuuuuup! Let's not forget that he beat her so bad that applied "pressure to her right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breath. She began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began to attempting to gauge his eyes in attempt to flee herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and released her.” The fact he isn't in jail and getting it up the ass Shawshank-style is soooo unfair! That tool got off fucking lucky so I think it's only fair that he losses his career, lives in poverty and has to go down on Rosie until he's actually sorry. Rosie will show him what it's like losing consciousness with his face in her muff pillow. Sweet justice!
Article and picture from - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/14/chris-brown-enraged-store_n_390918.html
Last quote from - http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/08/370231/
"Lindsay Lohan is busy not acting and has posed for a spread in Muse Magazine. Inspired by the relationship between Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, the photos reflect debauched times, a threesome, one of Lohan's breasts and her butt."That girl has got so many STDs that they've started to mutate into the ultimate STD. Fucking her is the equivalent of drinking the blood of that fucking monkey from "Outbreak". Both are fucking death wishes.
"There is something both bold and troubling about “Britain’s Missing Top Model,” a reality show that begins on Tuesday on BBC America that pits disabled women against one another to compete for a photo spread in the U.K. edition of Marie Claire magazine."Is this offensive somehow? Seems like some granola-eating-tree-hugger or some group would have an issue with this. I don't really give a shit about models that are missing legs or arms because it isn't that interesting so good luck fighting my indifference. But, what I was super happy about is that this show did what it was suppose to do - shit on fat people. Thank God a show about girls overcoming boundaries in the fashion industry can indirectly remind everyone how much fat people suck.
One thing never changes in the beauty industry, however: an ounce of fat is a greater hurdle than a missing limb. “Rebecca’s disability didn’t cause me any problems,” a photographer says after shooting Rebecca, 27, a stunning brunette who was born with a deformed hip and wears a prosthetic leg. “It was just the fact she’s not really in shape. Most models are pretty toned, slimmer, more agile.”Big applause for this show. They fucking got back to the main point - lose a few limbs and that's fine but if you gain a few pounds, just off yourself because there is no room for you in modern society other than being a clown. Finally, the British do something important. Those lazy bastards haven't done something worth anything since taxing our tea. Keep sucking on the revolution bitches!
A national Italian-American organization based in New Jersey says an MTV reality show that depicts Italian-American beachgoers as the "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos" is offensive and should be scrapped before it airs. UNICO National said Tuesday that "Jersey Shore" relies on crude stereotypes and highlights cursing, bad behavior and violence in depicting renters at a New Jersey beach house.Isn't the Jersey Shore actually filled with beef-cakes, hair gel and manicured eyebrows on dudes? Obviously, the Italian culture is more than greased hair and all that other shit but all that bullshit is the heart and soul of the Jersey Show but I'm pretty sure this TV show is more about Jersey and less about Italy. A few of my friends went there this past summer and they call came back with alcohol poisoning, at least one STD and dried hair gel caked on all their going-out clothes. That's what the Jersey Shore is about and I bet that show is going to hit the nail on the head when it comes to showing one facet of Jersey (not Italian) living. Besides, anyone that looks to MTV to accurately and thoroughly depict an entire culture is probably trying to implement Ms. South Carolina's plan about getting all those maps shipped to Africa, the country, so that we can help them like we did with "the Iraq". For those of you that don't get that reference, "Jersey Shore" is going to be the show for you.
Last week Pop Tarts reported that the troubled Tinseltowner attempted to pawn an expensive bottle of champagne onto Kellan Lutz’s card at Crown Bar, but now she’s taken it a step further and tried to scam $15,000 worth of free clothes and accessories.None of this behavior is surprising at all, bitch needs to be put down like Old Yeller with a full-blown case of rabies. The BEST part of this article is apparently Lindsay tried to justify getting all the free crap by claiming she was the only celebrity at the store but oh wait, leave it Fox News for that hard-hitting journalism.
But when told she had exceeded her limit quite significantly, Lohan responded that “Pascal would take care of it because I’m the only celebrity here.”(FYI not true – Dupri himself was there along with Bridget Marquardt and “Real Housewife” Gretchen Rossi)
Bridget Marquardt and Gretchen Rossi are reality tv ho-bags and definitely not celebrities but good job Fox News, way to incorporate the details that matter. I guess this isn't surprising either since they fucking sacrifice virgin pigs to Anne Colture. I can't wait until the next big election because if Fox can label Gretch and Bridget as bona-fide celebrities, then I know I can depend on them for reliable and accurate news.
Article from- http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/11/16/exclusive-lindsay-lohan-throws-massive-temper-tantrum/
Picture from - http://bougies.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lindsay-lohan-drunk-22.jpg
"Anybody who's married knows there is a difference," said Ellen. "It feels like you're home. There's an anchor, there's a safety. I'm going to be with her until the day I die and I know that."That's going to get extremely awkward when they get divorced and both of them are still alive. I hope Ellen doesn't feel the need to off-herself because who is going to fill my afternoons with awkward dancing and butchy lez hair cuts? Think of Kate Gosselin, where is she going to get the inspiration to make butchy haircuts "stylish" for straight soccer moms? My advice for Ellen is go to down on Oprah (the Big O hasn't gotten any since she stopped seeing Gayle) and beg her to reserve time so she can take that statement back. Oprah's vajayjay is Ellen's only hope to survive.
SJP told Elle magazine that "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it."I'm the youngest (and cutest) of my family so I'm not use to being around babies and I have NEVER changed a dirty diaper so I don't know what one smells like. I could maybe understand someone saying "I love the smell of a new diaper because it reminds me of a time before my uterus started rotting and I could still have bastards children." That makes sense. A wet and warm diapers sound like the most disgusting thing I can thing of this morning. Wet equals moldy and warm equals crap that's been baking in the direct sun, on the dashboard of your car, with the windows rolled up. The only reason why I can think that someone would love the smell of a wet and warm diaper is that it must get you high as shit. That's got to be the ONLY reason. I mean look at her, she's so high her eyes can barely focus and she's a second away from saying "dude". I could totally picture how her getting her fix goes down - A stick thin SJP dressed up in her bedazzled trash bag with her 6'' stilettos sniffing diapers and screaming:
"I NEED ANOTHER HIT! SHIT YOU LITTLE FUCKERS, SHIT!"Yeah, that's got to be it.
"You don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car...like you don't know the (expletive) I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."Bam! That's your first dose of awesome this morning. Judging by this photo, looks like Lindsay is fucking the next Tyson because that punch left a few marks and a definite dent. Maybe it's all of Dina's plastic surgery and it's kind of like pudy; you can kind of change it's shape and move it around with a good amount of brut force. I know Lindsay looks all skinny, puffy, strung out and sometimes like a tranny but man, I totally under estimated her physicality when she's coming down! Well play sir, well played.
An Edgewater man has admitted to stabbing himself in the leg Monday night because he didn't want to go to work. (sic) He claimed that three skinheads or Hispanic males dressed in black tried to rob him and stabbed him in the lower left leg. (sic) Investigators reviewed surveillance video taken at a nearby business that failed to show an attack where Siebers claimed it had happened. (sic) At that point, Siebers confessed and told them he stabbed himself because he didn't want to go to work, said the police spokesman.How fucking lazy of a person do you have to willingly stab yourself in the leg just to get out of work? Actually when I read this, I got the impression that this guy was high as shit and he was using some weed-logic to solve his problem. Think about it, he works at Blockbuster for a living, total stoner. It kind of reminded me of the one time when I was high as shit and I wanted some cereal but there were no clean spoons. Instead of just fucking washing one, I used some weed-logic and decided to use a ladle. I was so stoked because I felt like I was cheating the system but weed-logic didn't take into consideration that ladles are used to poor a significant amount of liquid in large bowls as soon as you tilt them. Pouring liquid is what they're designed to do. Weed-logic also didn't give me a quick way to wash my shirt and clean the kitchen floor after so I really just should have washed a fucking spoon. I will, however, give Blockbuster man some points for personal style, flare and originality so he ends up the winner of the weed-logic chronicles.
According to the NY Times he was born an "child immigrant from war-torn Eritrea, and one of 11 siblings in a village with no electricity".Yeah, no, that doesn't count. Fuck, America is so fucking fat and lazy that we have to offer citizenship to immigrants that can't gain more than 5 lbs because they were starved for the first 15 years of their life in order to win that race. Jesus! It's not even some exotic foreign sport with a ball or bat that needs amazing eye-hand coordination, it's fucking running. Meb is definitely an American but his victory doesn't count as a win for America.
"They gave him the Nobel Prize, very well, now he should earn it."Ok the Nobel Prize thing was a little uncalled for and over the top but last time I checked, Hugo is a pretty shitty Presidnet. Let's see, how about the fact that he tried to censor the news by trying to forcibly take control of news outlets as well as intimate journalists. Or, how about he organized a coup in 1992. (HEY THAT RYMES!) Oh and let's not forget to mention that his country is fucking poor and overrun by corruption. It's laughable to me that he can even pretend to have the authority to criticize the president of a country where it's citizens don't have to travel around with armed body guards and little shits like me can openly criticize their government, their president and anyone else I feel like. Constructive criticism is always a good thing because every leader needs a good kick in the ass but 1.) that's not constructive, it's vague at best, 2.) Hugo should probably leave the criticism alone until he becomes a positive force within his own country and 3.) he's fat. The fat isn't really relevant but he is so there!
"Was Larry David always this crude? Would he think it comedic if someone urinated on a picture of his mother? This might be fun to watch, but since HBO only likes to dump on Catholics (it was just a couple of weeks ago that Sarah Silverman insulted Catholics on "Real Time with Bill Maher"), and David is Jewish, we'll never know."
First off - I'd be fucking honored if Larry pissed on a protrait of my mom on "Curb" because I guarantee it would be fucking funny. I'd fucking give Larry and autographed picture of my entire fucking family if he'd use it for part of the show.
Sharon Jensen, executive director of the Alliance for Inclusion in the Arts, (sic) said in an interview late Wednesday that her organization strongly opposed a decision by the producers to not audition actresses for the part who shared Helen’s disabilities. “We do not think it’s O.K. for reputable producers to cast this lead role without seriously considering an actress from our community”.
I'm doing the jerk off motion right now because the members of the blind and deaf community that are bitching are being a bunch of fucking babies. The economy sucks lady and why the fuck won't the producers want to cast a recognizable and critically acclaimed actor in their play? Being all Hollywood and important, I'm actually "in the know" about this subject and the simple fact is that it's easier to get investors if there is a "name" attached to a project. This isn't a fucking charity, it's business and it makes sense for them to cast an Oscar-nominated actor. I agree that they should have seriously consideration should have gone to a blind or deaf actor but who's to say they didn't? Fucking, quit whining and making up shit, Sharon because it makes you sound like a baby. If Abigail won that part fair and square, then get over it and tell your blind and deaf actors to do some porn or something so they can become more of a "name". I'm sorry the producers of this play aren't fucking Bill Gates and can afford to cast whomever they want and shit money all at the same time but that's life and if life were fair, then I would have gotten birthday and Christmas presents past the age of five. Sack up because it ain't going to get any easier.
Story and Picture from - http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/29/advocacy-group-opposes-miracle-worker-casting-choice/
Hailey Glassman says her reality star boyfriend is emotionally abusive – and she's sick of it. "He'll call me and take his anger out on me," Glassman, 22, says in a two-part interview scheduled to air on The Insider beginning Thursday. "He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, 'Why are you so mean to me?' " But she may not get a straight answer. "Sometimes he has trouble with the truth," she says, "and he will dance and dance around his lies. He's like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him."I also read that he smokes pot after his kids are asleep but I don't think it's that bad. My dad use to tell me that good girls roll joints for their fathers 365 days a year and not just on Father's Day so I'd just like to just pretend that's actually true instead of having to pay for therapy. Anyway, I honestly don't get how Jon Gosselin is continuing to get laid if the date rape drug isn't involved. I'm calling on the women and goats of the world to cross their legs/squeeze their cheeks together whenever you see Bitch-Tits around because this needs to stop. I know the goats really don't have a choice in the matter but it's becoming an embarrassment for women.
