Suri Cruise is like four years old and she's already wearing heels and drinking Starbucks. What the fuck, Tom and Katie??!?! Don't you know what you're creating? Another generation of Paris Hilton clones you assholes.
The world will literally end if another Paris Hilton like monster is created. The world will collapse into itself, combusted into a million fires to burn all traces of the smorgasbord of acquired STDs and then explode just to be safe.
Side note - why is Suri only wearing a fucking tiny dress when the people next to her (including her parents) are wearing long sleeves and sweaters and shit? It's fucking Boston in OCTOBER. Just thinking about how cold it is makes my asshole freeze. Another reason they are fucking assholes, they torture their daughter and threaten to destroy the entire human race.
Picture from - http://www.infdaily.com/2009/10/suri-cruise-sips-on-starbucks.html
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