I guess now I know why I wasn't able to lose my virginity in high school. I should have followed Taylor Momsen's lead from Gossip Girls and opted for slut grab.Note to self - tell daughter to dress like a 30 year old who's addiction to crack has forced her to turn tricks out on Hollywood Blvd. If I didn't get laid in high school, sure as fuck my kids will.
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