Tuesday, October 13, 2009

A Day At The Pumpkin Patch With Mom


Shauna Sand, former playmate and wife of Lorenzo Lamas, took her kids for a nice family outing to a pumpkin patch. The look on her kid's face says it all: "What the fuck are you wearing? Halloween isn't for a few weeks and it looks like you put your makeup on with a shotgun you cheap skank. Also, this juice tastes of testicle sweat, something I know you're use to." Those little girls are so screwed because they are either going to grow up to be younger, slutty versions of their mom or their going to turn into butch lezs who date sluts that look like their mom. No one wants to look like that or be with that because it's embarrassing and you wind up taking a shit load of penicillin. Yeah, S-C-R-E-W-E-D.

Picture from - http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/the-shauna-sand-sex-tape/34826pcn_pumpkinpatch-9/

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