Tuesday, October 6, 2009

I'd Want to Claw My Face Off Too


Lindsay Lohan.......*sigh. Let's just evaluate her life to date:

1. Her body has been destroyed by drugs and booze.
2. She doesn't have a career and the last work she was offered, The Hangover, she turned down.
3. Her dad is Michael Lohan and her mom is Dina Lohan.
4. The four trips to rehab didn't work, here's hoping the fifth will work.
5. She has been dumped by a girl that looks like the crypt keeper.
6. Her last film went straight to the ABC Family Channel.

Now let's add failed fashion consultant:
Lindsay Lohan's debut collection as Ungaro's 'artistic advisor' walked the Paris runway on Sunday.

The LA Times said, “Nothing in the collection evidenced any real skill or discernible design work … there’s really no defending this misguided collection, other than as a desperate bid for attention from a house that hasn’t mattered since its founder retired in 2004.”

The London Telegraph said, “There were some truly hideous fashion faux pas. Silver sequinned ‘pasties’, for example, belong in a lap dancing club.”
Yeah, I'd be boozing, sexing and drugging it up too.

Fully Story and Picture - http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/the-reviews-are-in-lindsay-officially-sucks-at-fashion-too/

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